22 | they/ she | Derse Dreamer | Witch of Void | Melancholic/Choleric| ♏️| Bisexual |
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
he two troublemakers of kanezaka both having green hair cannot be a coincidence ….
bonus live hanzo reaction under the cut:
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
honestly i appreciate hussie if only art-wise never really drawing his young girl characters in a sexualized way. its not like he was never creepy obviously but its sooo refreshing to see female characters be drawn and theyre just. on a spectrum from silly and goofy to ugly little weirdos and theyre allowed to be silly and goofy and ugly little weirdos...... i love you homestuck women
